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Gas! Gas! Gas!
This was the night that Mick Jagger might've saved my life. It began as an emergency call to the police control room with a message from...
Simon Paine
May 2, 20225 min read
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The Vacuum Robber
In an undisclosed market town in Southern England, the security guard (off-guard) stumbled out of his workstation almost face-planting,...
Simon Paine
May 2, 20224 min read
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Just a punk kid
*Warning - this post contains distressing themes* She was just a year old and her brother, James was aged three the day her father...
Simon Paine
May 2, 20222 min read
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Full Metal Bucket
They only got me once, which wasn’t bad going for a ten year career. Police are known for pranks and wind-ups and in the 90s, many were...
Simon Paine
May 2, 20225 min read
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The Gangster's Apprentice
**WARNING GRAPHIC SCENES** Let's say you wanted to become a real life gangster; where would you go for your training? Well, it depends on...
Simon Paine
May 2, 20224 min read
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